Semester Exam For All Departments

2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks
up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and
time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the
Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. In not more than 10 pages, STATE the difference between
Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the
term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of
your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she
sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and
use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc.
Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you
to get her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't
want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single
as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who
they are all dating in not less than two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
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